Of The Day
January 31st, 2008Headline of the day: “Americans voters getting older”. Oh? I would have guessed that they are getting younger!
Best news of the day: al-Qaeda’s number three in command has been killed. Oh! That really is great news.
Most head-scratching news of the day: US Pentagon not ready for nuclear, chemical or biological attacks on American soil. Oh? I guess that’s why we spend so much money on the military and Department of Homeland Security, yes? “Leave it to the cities if there is a tragedy!”