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Archive for November, 2007

Insanity Calls

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Talk about a bombshell!

I open my laptop to check the news and find this.

A mentally unstable man wearing what appeared to be a bomb strapped to his chest was arrested hours after he walked into a Hillary Rodham Clinton campaign office Friday, took hostages and demanded to speak to the candidate in a standoff that dragged into the night, authorities said.

Clinton was in the Washington area at the time, but the confrontation brought her campaign to a standstill just five weeks before the New Hampshire primary, one of the first tests of the presidential campaign season. She canceled all appearances, as did her husband, and the security around her was increased as a precaution.

In an early evening news conference, Capt. Paul Callaghan repeatedly refused to say how many hostages had been taken.

The man entered the simple storefront office along the town’s main street around 1 p.m., ordered people onto the floor and then let a mother and her baby leave, said State Police Maj. Michael Hambrook.

Good thing it ended alright. Now you’ve got to worry about safety on the O’Reilly Factor tonight ’cause when we have Alf debating Bill O’Reilly, you know someone’s head is going to roll and it might well be the audience’s!

Dogs and Ends

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Michael Vick is being made to set aside a million dollars to care for the dogs he fought and tortured. Smart move by the Prosecution to make sure that he can’t cry poor at a later date and not give any money for these creatures.

Let’s talk about the news from Chicago today, regarding our public transit.

The newest plan to stave off fare increases and major cuts for bus and train service in the Chicago area never left the station Wednesday.

The Illinois House voted down the idea of using gas tax money to bail out the Regional Transportation Authority, the measure defeated because many lawmakers want a statewide construction program paid for by a gambling expansion before they’ll agree to help Chicago and suburban riders.

The yearlong atmosphere of one-upmanship continued unabated at the Capitol, even as the CTA is threatening drastic cuts and fare increases come Jan. 20, the latest doomsday deadline.

“People are sick and tired of the fighting and the rhetoric and the gotcha mentality. It’s not about policy. It’s not even about politics,” said House Republican leader Tom Cross of Oswego. “It’s more about getting even with people and the political rhetoric and name calling.”

Now Gov. Rod Blagojevich and lawmakers must find an elusive compromise — one the governor on Wednesday suggested “could be just a matter of days away.” It’s familiar rhetoric: the same group of leaders this month claimed a solution was seven to 10 days away. Blagojevich called another special session for Thursday.

The failed measure would have pumped $440 million to the region’s transit agencies. The key new component was a redirection to the RTA of $385 million from the sales tax on gasoline in Cook and its five collar counties.

But the overall infusion of funds still would have been about $90 million short of what transit agencies wanted, which officials acknowledged eventually would have led to fare increases of as much as 15 percent. The increases probably would not have come until 2009, however, as there would have been enough gas tax money to keep fares stable for CTA, Metra and Pace riders until then.

This is government at its worst. The CTA, which is a private-public hybrid, refuses to concede that its management is abysmal and it’s slightly inflating its budgetary issues; the state government is trying to “stick it” to Chicago by forcing them to wait in the cold for their buses which might never come; the city government is nowhere to be seen, instead paying for popsicles.

Chicago’s supposed to be the most well-run city in the nation. It usually is, but unless Mayor Daley wants to lose that reputation around the world he’d better fix this soon. “The garbage is picked up on time” is not enough, Mr. Mayor.

Talking Points Memo

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Pardon me the momentary resemblance to Bill O’Reilly but this news story is so ridiculous I have no choice but to make it my most ridiculous news item of the day.

Gibbons arrived in Sudan in August to take up a post at the exclusive Unity high school, which follows a British-style curriculum. In September, during a class on animals and their habitats, she asked her seven-year-old pupils to give a teddy bear a name. They chose Muhammad, the name of one of the boys in the class and a popular name in Sudan. Last week the education ministry informed the school that a few Muslim parents had complained about the name, and police arrested Gibbons at her home in the school grounds.

Sudan’s top clerics, known as the Assembly of the Ulemas, said in a statement on Wednesday that parents had handed them a book the teacher was assembling about the bear. “She, in a very abusive manner, used the name of Prophet Muhammad, may Allah shame her,” the statement said. Unity’s directors have shut the school to avoid the type of protests that greeted the publication of the notorious cartoons in a Danish newspaper last year.

The Foreign Office confirmed Gibbons had been charged, prompting a statement from Gordon Brown’s official spokesman. “We are surprised and disappointed by this development,” he said. “The first step is to summon the Sudanese ambassador so we can get a clear explanation for the rationale behind these charges.” The foreign secretary, David Miliband, is expected to see the ambassador this morning. The Foreign Office minister Lord Malloch-Brown is understood to have been in close contact with Sudanese officials. Diplomats in Khartoum, who were denied access to Gibbons on Tuesday but were allowed to see her for 90 minutes yesterday, were shocked by the decision to press charges. They had hoped that a policy of quiet diplomacy would persuade the authorities to free the teacher.

Muhammad Abdul Bari, secretary general of the Muslim Council of Britain, said he was appalled by the news. “This is a disgraceful decision and defies common sense. There was clearly no intention on the part of the teacher to deliberately insult the Islamic faith.” Ghazi Suleiman, a human rights lawyer and Sudanese MP, said: “This should not be politicised. People must stay calm. There was a complaint made against her by certain parents. There is now a case to answer. In my opinion as a lawyer, the lady is innocent. I am sure that if she is seen by a competent court, she will be acquitted.”

Some analysts saw ulterior motives. There are tensions between Britain and Sudan over the conflict in Darfur. In a Guardian interview this month, President Omar al-Bashir expressed anger at the threat of UK sanctions against Sudan if peace talks failed.

Why is there a British school in the Sudan, anyway? I’m surprised they let women teach there but then again, they apparently don’t. Or maybe their objection to her, besides the “blasphemy” blown ridiculously out of proportion, is because she engaged the students in something resembling a democratic process?

That’s probably giving the Sudanese government and ruling class too much credit.

Venture Blogging

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Miss Puerto Rico claims she was “pepper sprayed” in an attempt to sabotage her; People magazine asks, how did you stop crying if all your belongings, including your clothes, were sprayed? It’s rather clear to me that she wasn’t pepper sprayed, or at least not to the extent she claims, but I don’t particularly give a damn whether or not she was sprayed by pepper, a skunk or nothing at all. Do you know, then, why I bring up such ultimately immaterial news?

Everybody lies about all sorts of things. People lie because much of the time, “we” don’t want to know the truth. I don’t lie all that much, and I don’t think I’ve ever lied here, but I’ve told a few fibs. Lied to my parents. I’ve never lied about a war or fiscal responsibility, but I’ve still got time to live, y’know? Really, the point I’m trying to get at is, hold yourself accountable and hold politicians accountable; don’t just hold the politicians in the other party accountable.

Let’s step away from the parable now and allow me to comment on the only news of the day that I really want to comment on: Al Gore wants to make-over the “clean energy” industry and provide further proof that capitalism does very good things. Let’s excerpt (from an article subtitled, “The recovering politician is teaming with a legendary venture capitalist and bigtime moneyman to make over the $6 trillion global energy business. A Fortune exclusive”):

It’s lunchtime on Sand Hill Road, and Al Gore wants answers. “How does the efficiency decline with latitude?” he asks. “What size community could be served by one plant? If a manufacturer like GE wanted to make smaller turbines, would the technology support a smaller scale?”

We’re sitting in the giant conference room at Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers, where the partners hold their weekly meetings. After loading his plate with Chinese food from a buffet, Gore is firing detailed questions at the management team of Ausra, a Kleiner-backed company in Palo Alto whose technology uses mirrors the width of a flatbed truck that focus the sun’s energy to generate electricity.

Once Gore is satisfied — sunlight lags north of South Dakota, an Ausra plant can serve 120,000 homes, and yes, smaller turbines will work fine — he shifts from inquisitor to fixer. He was chatting with California Senator Barbara Boxer “on the way over,” he reports, and he isn’t optimistic that Congress will extend the tax credits Ausra has been relying on. On the upside, he offers on the spot to organize a summit highlighting the company’s solar thermal technology to educate lawmakers and other policymakers on its potential. He also thinks a powwow at General Electric (Charts, Fortune 500) would be beneficial, even though Ausra is a tiny customer.

“I know Immelt well,” he says, referring to GE’s CEO. “We ought to set up a meeting.”

Gore appears utterly comfortable with this drill, but in fact he’s engaging in some on-the-job training. The recovering politician, environmental activist, and Nobel laureate is adding another title to his résumé: venture capitalist. After “a conversation that’s gone on for a year and a half,” according to Gore, he has decided to join his old pal John Doerr as an active, hands-on partner at Kleiner Perkins, Silicon Valley’s preeminent venture firm. The move is more than another Colin Powell moment (the former Secretary of State signed on as a Kleiner “strategic limited partner” two years ago and has hardly been heard from since). Gore is joining the firm as Kleiner makes a risky move beyond information technology and health-care investing into the fast-growing and increasingly competitive arena of “clean technology.”

According to Doerr, by 2009 more than a third of Kleiner’s latest fund, which was raised in 2006 and totals $600 million, will be invested in technologies that aim to reduce emissions of carbon dioxide. Already Kleiner has invested more than $270 million from various funds in 26 companies that make everything from microbes that scrub old oil wells to electric cars to noncorn ethanol. Twelve of Kleiner’s 22 partners now spend some or all of their time on green investments.

It’s good stuff. Probably means that Al isn’t running for President again, but that’s just the way it’s going to be and he doesn’t have to sit in the Oval Office to make change. He was there today, though. He had a private, thirty minute meeting with George W. Bush today after the Nobel Prize ceremony. Soon I’ll have an article up about that.

Joys of Journalism

Monday, November 26th, 2007

The San Francisco Chronicle is running a good article today about the nastiness in the Presidential campaign. It’s a delightful contrarian article, arguing that mudslinging is fine because it shows a candidate’s character and motivation and judgement. I don’t entirely disagree. I just think that he shouldn’t gloss over the media’s perpetuation of nonsense politics and focus a little more on the issues at hand. But would I outlaw “negative campaigning” if I were a sorceror? Probably not.

I would like to see more articles like this and I don’t think it’s too much to ask for. See, Hillary Clinton wants to expand autism research and funding in the government’s budget, so as to discover what causes it, when, how, and find ways to treat autism and prevent it. The increase in autism cases since 1990 is overwhelming and disturbing, and it’s good to read an article about it. You, however, probably haven’t stumbled upon that news before you came here, though, and I only found it by chance. (I was looking for information on another topic and Google news directed me to that AP story.)

I have one last thing to direct you to, Dear Reader, but first let me state that I enjoy working for a College newspaper very much. It is good work and I love it, as well as the people involved. Well, my status as a College journalist gave me a big laugh recently when I was sitting with some friends and one of our reporters came up to us asking for an interview for a story. “I’m your copy editor,” I said to her, “so I don’t think it’d be proper to interview me.” Then I asked if I could join her and I did, chitchatting and helping her build the story. I walked her to work and when I left, I made myself a note to add her on Facebook. I tried but couldn’t find her! So the next day, I was going down an escalator and she was coming up. “Hey,” I said to her, “get a Facebook!”

“I have one.” I said, “I couldn’t find it!” and she said, “Well look harder, you are a reporter!” I loved it. (I did find her. By looking for her place of employment under “occupation”.) It was a really funny little thing. But anyway, I find this story about Dan Rather’s “last big story” to be quite interesting and I think you will, too. The first article I’ve ever had published by anyone other than me was called, A Tyranny of Misperceptions and it was about the role the press plays in modern society, with an emphasis on Bush’s demands upon the CIA at the time.

Fun, isn’t it?

Appauling Appeal

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

This article is one of the funniest I’ve read in a long time and it really made a slow day much better. Basically, the Ron Paul campaign wants to buy a Ron Paul blimp. The author of the piece on it mocks the idea and Ron Paul supporters expertly, and I greatly enjoyed it. See, I think Ron Paul is a lunatic and an idiot. I don’t think his supporters have a good understanding of politics or a grasp on reality. The thing is, there are far too many of them on my College campus, and I was in fact recently stunned while having morning coffee with a good friend. We’re sitting there, Jon and I, when I notice that we’re on the second story of University Hall and say, “I wonder how someone got up and put that Ron Paul bumper sticker on the window.” There was another in the next one, too!

They’re crazy. I’m just glad they haven’t killed me yet. A friend of mine, Christopher, met him and took a picture with him. I saw it and asked our mutual friend, Dana, about it. “Dana, is Ron Paul toothless?” “What?” “Does Ron Paul have teeth?” “Of course he has teeth!” I think she was a little irritated because she’s a big libertarian and I have referred to those movements I find inept as “toothless and impotent” so she might’ve thought I was insulting libertarians. I wasn’t — I just wanted to know if Ron Paul has teeth!

All I know is, I’m a lucky man who will be back with “real news” tomorrow. Today’s just been a slow, “easy” day.

Purist Desire

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

I’ll leave Chicago if this follows all the way through.

Might visitors to the Windy City someday ride the Lowe’s Chicago El, shop on the Microsoft Magnificent Mile and tour Old Navy Pier? The city has hired a marketing firm to explore the potential for selling naming rights and sponsorships as a way to bring in much-needed city revenue, the Chicago Tribune reported Friday.

The Daley administration has awarded a $285,000 contract to Octagon Inc. to examine what the city has to offer and, by next spring, produce a marketing plan that will attract corporate sponsors and advertisers. Octagon will inventory city programs, events, buildings and other physical assets and determine which would be most attractive to companies that might want to affix their names in some way.

The contract states that any plan must ensure “the integrity of the city of Chicago’s brand image,” and ideas must be presented to an advisory group of civic leaders, which has not yet been formed. Mayor Richard Daley’s press office and Octagon did not return telephone messages Friday from The Associated Press inquiring about the contract.

Chicago wouldn’t be the first city to offer municipal names for sale.

Nextel has sponsored the Las Vegas Monorail and New York has entered into partnership agreements with such firms as Snapple, Verizon and Pepsi Cola, according to city budget office spokeswoman Wendy Abrams. In Canada, the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, announced plans two weeks ago to sell naming rights for city pools, arenas, buildings and even city services in an attempt to offset a $2 billion shortfall. Similar programs are operating in Calgary, Ottawa and Toronto.

I could tolerate certain sponsorships and would encourage others as practical, like an increase in private-private/public partnership with the CTA transportation service (unbeknownst to most people, CTA is mainly private but semi-public) but I would under no conditions accept a city that renamed Navy Pier to Old Navy Pier or which re-named Lake Michigan Lake Enron or any other remarkably crude and careless tagging. I understand that private sponsorships are probably necessary in most major cities, and I can accept this, but I will refuse to accept it beyond a certain level. What that level will be, I don’t know, but we’re not going to re-name the Water Tower the “Gatorade Water Tower” or anything like that and still count on me to pay Daley’s absurd taxes.

What I won’t accept is anyone putting advertisements on the back of Major League Baseball jerseys. At all.

McEnroe

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

From the You can’t be serious! file: Pentagon leaves 20,000 brain-damaged troops off of war-wounded list.

I can’t make that up.

In political news: Fred Thompson says, “New York City is not your everyday city or the entire country. Stop talking about how leading NYC makes you a serious candidate for President.” I concur with this kind performer, although I’d like to hear what Law & Order has to do with law and order.

Nothing more to add tonight. Just got home from a post-Thanksgiving Thanksgiving day party, and I’m beat.

Squealing like a Pig

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Happy happy Thanksgiving!

It’s midnight on Thursday morning (is that right?) and I’m wishing you a happy Thanksgiving! Know what that means, besides “it’s Thanksgiving”? It means, “Gregory Pratt was so busy the day before Thanksgiving, that he’s got to make up for it on the early early morning of Thanksgiving.”

I love College, but sometimes I am so busy I neglect my blog here. Not often, but it happens and I’m sorry.

Scott McClellan’s got big news out today, except he doesn’t. That is: he did, but now he doesn’t. He said, I lied to the public about Valerie Plame, and the White House, including Bush, were all in on it. Then he says: “Nope. He didn’t know he was misleading me.” His publisher: “Nah, he hasn’t even finished writing. It’s an honest mistake!” My bullshit detector: BOOM

The White House must be leaning real hard on him.

Surprise Surprise

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

If you have any doubts that Capitalism can do good things for the world, check out Free Rice. It’s easily the coolest thing anyone’s sent me over the Internet in a long time. Know what the best part of that is? It’s all over Facebook, MySpace and, I’m sure, email. Blogs have got the scoop (of rice) and so do news channels. I’m happy to see it and I hope that all parties involved keep to their promises.

You know, here on the blog — I try not to make various posts a day. Sometimes, but not often, just because it would be extra time and I am, after all, a full-time College student with a newspaper to copy edit and opinion-write for, friends to meet and make and enjoy, love interests to pursue and a sport to follow, religiously. So sometimes, I segue from one topic to another perfectly but cheesily, and I think that’s what we’re going to do now except that I’ve never felt the need to explain the cheese before. But anyway: “promises.” I hope that “the corporates” keep their promises to match my vocabulary and yours, Dear Reader, and I also hope that “the Corporate” keeps his promise to John Kerry.

Sen. John Kerry is fighting back against the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. Some observers might say that this is about four year[sic] too late, but so it goes.

Kerry, the Massachusetts Democrat, has accepted the challenge of wealthy oil man T. Boone Pickens, who provided cash to the Swifties four years ago for ads that had the effect of torpedoes on Kerry’s 2004 presidential campaign. The ads, as you’ll recall, questioned the circumstances surrounding the wounds Kerry received during his service in the Vietnam War and other aspects of Kerry’s biography.

In Kerry’s press release, he mentions that Pickens was speaking before the American Spectator and that was the second thing about this story that struck me. The first was that, hey, John Kerry’s fighting back three years too late! The second: “The American Spectator is still in business and throws events considered ‘major Washington dinner[s]’”? Surprises everyday. (If you’ve never heard of the Spectator, they spent the 1990s smearing Clinton, rightly and wrongly, and they were the ones who set Paula Jones in motion which expanded Whitewater and led to Impeachment. It all goes back to David Brock who eventually renounced the Spectator and now they aren’t what they used to be but I guess someone still buys their magazine…although it is possible that their rich owner simply puts it out there for his own amusement, just because.)

Musharraf Onward

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Here is very interesting, overall positive news:

Over the past six years, the Bush administration has spent almost $100 million so far on a highly classified program to help Gen. Pervez Musharraf, Pakistan’s president, secure his country’s nuclear weapons, according to current and former senior administration officials. But with the future of that country’s leadership in doubt, debate is intensifying about whether Washington has done enough to help protect the warheads and laboratories, and whether Pakistan’s reluctance to reveal critical details about its arsenal has undercut the effectiveness of the continuing security effort.

The aid, buried in secret portions of the federal budget, paid for the training of Pakistani personnel in the United States and the construction of a nuclear security training center in Pakistan, a facility that American officials say is nowhere near completion, even though it was supposed to be in operation this year. A raft of equipment — from helicopters to night-vision goggles to nuclear detection equipment — was given to Pakistan to help secure its nuclear material, its warheads, and the laboratories that were the site of the worst known case of nuclear proliferation in the atomic age.

While American officials say that they believe the arsenal is safe at the moment, and that they take at face value Pakistani assurances that security is vastly improved, in many cases the Pakistani government has been reluctant to show American officials how or where the gear is actually used. That is because the Pakistanis do not want to reveal the locations of their weapons or the amount or type of new bomb-grade fuel the country is now producing.

The American program was created after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, when the Bush administration debated whether to share with Pakistan one of the crown jewels of American nuclear protection technology, known as “permissive action links,” or PALS, a system used to keep a weapon from detonating without proper codes and authorizations. In the end, despite past federal aid to France and Russia on delicate points of nuclear security, the administration decided that it could not share the system with the Pakistanis because of legal restrictions.

In addition, the Pakistanis were suspicious that any American-made technology in their warheads could include a secret “kill switch,” enabling the Americans to turn off their weapons. While many nuclear experts in the federal government favored offering the PALS system because they considered Pakistan’s arsenal among the world’s most vulnerable to terrorist groups, some administration officials feared that sharing the technology would teach Pakistan too much about American weaponry. The same concern kept the Clinton administration from sharing the technology with China in the early 1990s.

The New York Times has known details of the secret program for more than three years, based on interviews with a range of American officials and nuclear experts, some of whom were concerned that Pakistan’s arsenal remained vulnerable. The newspaper agreed to delay publication of the article after considering a request from the Bush administration, which argued that premature disclosure could hurt the effort to secure the weapons. Since then, some elements of the program have been discussed in the Pakistani news media and in a presentation late last year by the leader of Pakistan’s nuclear safety effort, Lt. Gen. Khalid Kidwai, who acknowledged receiving “international” help as he sought to assure Washington that all of the holes in Pakistan’s nuclear security infrastructure had been sealed.

The Times told the administration last week that it was reopening its examination of the program in light of those disclosures and the current instability in Pakistan. Early this week, the White House withdrew its request that publication be withheld, though it was unwilling to discuss details of the program.

Believe it or not, agree or disagree — it always makes me happy to know that the New York Times and other newspapers agree to delay publication of certain things. In a democracy, it is integral for outlets to consider the sensitivity of certain information, and it’s good that they know to keep certain things “quiet” when they should be kept quiet for at least a little while. Don’t look at me so ghastly, Dear Reader — I’m not suggesting that we don’t have a right to information. I’m just saying that the federal government and the press should, at times, work together to at protect the nation on very very important things.

Pakistan’s nuclear program is one of those.

That “I’m proud of the press!” rant aside, let me just say that I’ve delayed comment on the Pakistani situation because I’ve been waiting for it to unfold. Forgive me if it’s as unsatisfactory an answer to you as it is to me, but it’s the truth. For a long time I’ve had an interest in Pakistan and yet I didn’t write about it? Surprises you, surprises me, but it just means that I’ve been waiting and seeing. So, what is this business?

Musharraf calls a state of emergency, arrested political opponents and cracks down using his army uniform. The American Government responds by calling on him to knock it off. Musharraf says, “I will stop when the violence stops”. His opponents claim he is merely trying to hold onto power by force because the people dislike him more and more by the day. My thoughts? This is a disaster: we need Musharraf. He is a great leader, by Pakistani standards and compared to the possible alternatives. I don’t think he’s going to last all that much longer but he’s surprised the world before. If he goes down, we’d better hope that someone rational, at least, takes control of that country because they have nuclear weapons and that’s the last thing I’d like to see in the hands of an Islamic Fundamentalist government.

Love Love Love x (CO)2

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

One of my favorite trivial historical anecdotes resulted from Woodrow Wilson’s courtship of Edith Bolling Galt. They’d gone out to dinner and the newspapers, of course, wrote all about it. The Washington Post took it a step further than any other daily when they “typoed” the following line in their review of the evening: “The President spent the night entering Ms. Galt.” They meant “entertaining.”

Think there’ll be any “typoes” like that after Al Gore and George Bush have a “date” in the Oval Office?

President Bush and former Vice President Al Gore have spoken just a few times since the evening of Dec. 13, 2000, when Mr. Gore conceded the presidential race, five weeks and a Supreme Court ruling after the voting had ended. But one week from Monday, they will meet in the Oval Office for a ceremony honoring this year’s American Nobel laureates, including Mr. Gore, who shared the Nobel Peace Prize for his work on climate change.

It will be Mr. Gore’s first trip back to the White House since the Clinton administration, perhaps a bittersweet moment for a man who won the popular vote, lost the election and went on to redeem himself as an environmentalist. It might also be an occasion for policy talk. He and Mr. Bush do not see eye to eye on climate change. Aides say the two have spoken briefly over the years at events like the 2001 inaugural and a memorial for Sept. 11 victims. On Thursday, Mr. Bush called Mr. Gore to make certain that he could attend the White House event. The deputy White House press secretary, Tony Fratto, called it a friendly conversation. A spokeswoman for Mr. Gore, Kalee Kreider, said Mr. Gore was looking ahead, not back.

This could, and should, be a beautiful night. Might not be romance, but sparks are going to fly.

Love Love Love

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Preamble: there was an Earthquake in Chile that has left thousands homeless, killed some and done a ton of damage. I wish there were more that I could do to help but as is, I’ll send my best wishes, hope and karma.

To politics!

I opened my email this morning. Amongst the messages from friends and enemies I had a note from Bill Clinton promising that Hillary was going to kick ass tonight (and would you like to give us some money?). It made me smile: the debate hasn’t happened and the campaigns are spinning all over the Internet; Wolf Blitzer is promising not to go easy on Hillary and everybody knows that the dice are loaded; the game is rigged; the debates are fraud. (Let’s see Tim Russert try to put a time limit on Lincoln and Douglas!)

Karl Rove’s been given a new job as spinmaster for Newsweek, showing us that he is not being courted heavily by Republican candidates (probably because he’s a criminal and he isn’t all that good at his job) so he has to rely on that insidious press to fund his cocaine binges.

Or whatever it is he spends his money on!

One more note on the media, “spin” and the news of today: here’s a Salon article about why the Right-Wing Press supports Giuliani. There are some really sleazy things in there, like Rudy Giuliani’s help in spreading Roger Ailes’ filth all over New York City. Yet another reason to love love love America’s Mayor.

Having Fun

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

A quick observation I made this morning in my biology class after the Professor discussed white blood cells and their quick, violent reactions to “outsiders”: maybe it’s white blood cells that make us violent? Not because they’re white blood cells and white people are violent. No! Not at all, that’s definitely not what I’m trying to say. I just mean, these cells see any intruder and immediately attack to kill. There must be something to it!

Feeding Frenzy

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

I’ve said it before: Rudy Giuliani is too sleazy to survive a political campaign in the Republican Party. “If X doesn’t get him, X2 will was my reasoning, as Giuliani has a million political deficiencies. So far, he’s been able to duck and dodge but he hasn’t faced the voters yet. The campaign hasn’t even started yet; this is where it kicks up, and Judith Regan is doing her part.

She’s suing Fox News and alleging that they wanted her to cover up for Rudy Giuliani, among other things. I don’t know how true what she’s saying is but I do know that this is a big problem for Rudy Giuliani and I don’t doubt that Republican news outlets have been backing Mr. Mayor for awhile now. I just hope this doesn’t get whitewashed, considering my contempt for Giuliani. I would like to make it a part of the record, however, that I still find Judith Regan to be a sleazy publisher and woman but I won’t shun her if she tries to bring down an equally sleazy candidate and man.