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They’ve declared a cease-fire in the Sudan while they discuss peace. I’ve said it before but it bears repeating: I guess it’s easier to have peace with your opponent when you’ve slaughtered them all, eh? I don’t think the bad taste of Darfur is ever going to leave my mouth.

In other tasteless news, Bill Richardson has promised that if elected, he would re-open the famous case of aliens crashing at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. Because it’s “wrong” to be “secret” about it and he wants to know what really happened.

Why, Bill, you don’t have to be President for that! Make a few phone calls — I’m sure you’ve got quite the Rolodex — and then tell the world. Of course, that wouldn’t be effective when pandering to a kook because you’d lose the rest of the country, right?

This entry was posted on Monday, October 29th, 2007 at 7:16 pm and is filed under Outside Retort (Current Affairs).