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Dear Reader: meet the newest superstar running for President — Elizabeth Edwards!, who wants you to know that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are terrible. Her husband is, as you should and will know once they’ve overcome the injustices thrown their way, a very strong and charming and intelligent man, but you don’t give him a chance because he isn’t “black or a woman” and can’t be made into one.

Funny…some people might say he’d get more attention if his wife weren’t picking fights with Ann Coulter and his fellow candidates to begin with, but maybe I’m just imagining.

In other humorous political news, Hillary Clinton’s First Lady records will be locked up until after the election, at least, which is awfully convenient: cite your record but not your sources and nobody can challenge you on anything. All I know is, I’d flunk out of College if I tried to pull that and got caught.

To be fair, Hillary Clinton isn’t responsible for the archiving, but it is rather ironic, all the same.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 at 1:02 pm and is filed under Outside Retort (Current Affairs).