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Recently, I’ve been walking down the street and have, as always, been met by people with flyers. I always take them politely and I typically read them. Of late, I’ve received a handful from Lyndon LaRouche supporters and I said, “Are you kidding me? Lyndon LaRouche has Grassroot supporters out in the open, and they’re young men who should know better?

It really made me rethink humanity!

Now, listen, Dear Reader, I must let you know, there ff there’s one thing I hate in politics, it’s a hypocrite, and that is you, David Vitter.

A Republican US senator, known for advocating Christian family values, has apologised for the sex scandal that linked his phone number to a Washington prostitution ring. Louisiana Senator David Vitter told reporters that he will go back to work, despite calls for him to resign. He claimed his undescribed sins occurred several years ago, and that his enemies were dredging up the scandal to hurt him.

But it’s okay, because you’re doing the Lord’s work and so you can be forgiven. Bill Clinton? “Impeach him!” Vitter cried in the Nineties, but he isn’t going to humbly step down for a better man, no sir, because his prostitute is better than Bill Clinton’s intern. You know, Clinton’s intern was Jewish. There you go! Different situations and all that!

Excuse me while I go worry about terrorism.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 11:14 am and is filed under Outside Retort (Current Affairs).