False American Idols
April 19th, 2007I heard that Alberto Gonzalez got roughed up today by a bunch of Republican Senators.
I can’t believe he hasn’t resigned yet. Bush must be having trouble finding someone willing to take orders from him at the DOJ. You know what that means?
It’s Harriet Miers time!
John McCain sang today. He sang, Bomb bomb bomb Iran!
Problem is, he’s lower in the polls than Sanjaya Malakar!
Maybe McCain should grow an afro and stop being himself? That’d be best for everyone involved.