To the Intern Who Called Me Today
April 5th, 2007I’m not a Republican. Sorry I told you so. It’s just that I was going to shower and I don’t support your campaign so I don’t want to give you money but I didn’t want to spend ten minutes explaining to you that I am un nino and no, my mother is not home but if she were, she made 7,000 dollars last year, so she has no money to give you! so I said, “Sorry, I’m a Republican!” and hung-up.
At least you’ve still got The Internets to tap into, Barack Obama and his intern. How’d you get my phone number, by the way? I never shared it with you.