Migrating Migraines
Friday, March 31st, 2006Everyone reaches a proverbial fork in the road, and often there are several in a lifetime. The Republican Party has often asked itself in the last two decades, “Will we be the party of Blanken or Reagan?” and the answer has been, on budgets and on deficits at least, that the Republican Party will be Reagan’s. Now they ask themselves, “do we follow Reagan or Tom Tancredo?” and the answer shouldn’t need to take such public infighting as the Republicans have displayed. The answer for Republicans should be easy: follow the Dollar. Immigration is good for the Economy and, by all typical Conservative viewpoints, good for the Nation. The business of America is business, said Calvin Coolidge, and that’s been a Republican staple since the Roaring Twenties.
Stranger things have happened — like the Republicans scraping together the bare minimum for CAFTA and Medicare Reform in 2002 — but I can’t see an Immigration Bill passing both houses of Congress. As John Podhoretz puts it,
PREDICTION: Congress won’t send a new immi gration bill to the presi dent’s desk this year.
The differences between the legislation that passed the House of Representatives and the version that’s likely to pass in the Senate are just too great to be reconciled. Specifically, the Senate bill creates a guest-worker program, which is anathema to the immigration restrictionists who got their way in the House bill.Once the Senate passes its legislation, the two versions of the immigration bill will have to be harmonized and turned into a third document that both House and Senate must then vote on. One of two things is bound to happen. Either it will be impossible for the two sides to come up with a document agreeable to both, or the reconciled version will not make it through one of the two bodies. And so the battle over immigration will go on, and on, and will probably play a major role in the next presidential election.
It might be possible that George Bush can whip the House into passing a Guest Worker Program, but I can’t see it happening. The Republicans are rebelling and the President is unpopular, two factors missing now that were present the last two times Bush had to rally at the last minute. Barring Bush strongarming the House — an increasingly unlikely scenario as his poll ratings dip beneath the Earth’s surface — I think Podhoretz is right.
John Podhoretz, as a side note, is a man for whom my heart has a certain fondness. In the past, he’s called me “a repugnant piece of shit” and an “utterly unspeakable asshole” before telling me to “go fuck [myself] twice.” You know, I’d never before been told off in such a manner by a grown, professional man. It was an experience. I’m waiting, and hoping, he’ll reply to an email I sent him inquiring about his article — he happens to send mixed messages all through it by discussing the reasons he’s stunned that people think immigration’s a problem before stating that he agrees with those who think immigration’s a problem before ending on a seemingly pro-immigrant-at-least-to-an-extent-and-certainly-compared-to-typical-Republicans note.
The Washington Times has always been a Right Wing Rag and always will be — that’s why Ronald Reagan called it his favorite “newspaper.” Today it editorializes about “Lost Sovereignty” to Mexico and wonders if we’ll become “Mexico North.” The argument is that we’ll become an Hispanic nation if we continue at our present rates, which may be true but I truly doubt it. But if the argument is that we need a wall to prevent us from becoming a Spanish nation, I’d rather be an Hispanic country than East Germany.
Truth be told, the debate on Immigration is a nasty debate on both sides. I do think, though, that the Right Wing, with its chants about Sovereignty and maintaining the Racial Integrity of the United States, would do more to perpetuate illegal immigration by doing nothing about it short of passing what would amount to, due to a lack of resources to enforce it, a strongly worded resolution. If you want to cut down on illegal immigration and keep reliable track of immigrants, pass a guest worker program, make people register, have them work and put money into our system, and then make them renew every few years. If they speak English, are contributing to the society and are making good, then you renew them and the Economy continues to thrive, America works well, and all’s well.
If they don’t, then you deport them. Either way, we have a record of things and our system works. It’s better than the crazed Right Wing Alternatives. Never thought I’d see the day that John McCain and Ted Kennedy would offer rational policy. At the height of his failures with Congress and his fights with the Democratic Party, President Truman fumed that it might do good for the White House to go to Eisenhower, because then Democrats would learn what it’s like to be out of power again and they’d appreciate the power they wield more. Come 1953, that’s exactly what happened. I wonder if George Bush is sitting in the White House and realizing just why Liberal Democrats hate the Republican Congress so much, and saying, “They might’ve had a point.” Have you ever had a headache that seems to move from one side of your head to the other — from the Left to the Right?
I’ll bet that’s how George Bush looks at the Republicans right now — a migraine migrating from the heads of all Liberals to His Own.